Tits Up Big Dave Having It Large

Hey,

At Big Dave's at the moment, so is Ste, Hessom, Andy Fairchild and Andy Foden. It's 4:25 AM. I'm tired. Dave has a Wii, they're amazing. BRB.... BK. We went bowling before. I got 28 on the first game, but i recovered and slaughtered them on the second game. I got 134. We were in the car park outside the Megabowl and fairchild decided on a game of Russian Car Roulette. 3 possible outcomes; 1. He could miss a car; 2. He could hit a car; 3. He could hit a car with a knobhead in it. He went for prize number 3. and the fella came over and was asking WTF had just happened, we said it wasn't us, he said if something else hit his car he would "fuck us all". KFC 4 tea - leg-end. Dave has a picture on his wall of a peasant comitting beastiality with a chicken. no one is on msn, cant think why. I might go Hightown in the morning, don't know yet. dave has also shoved a peacock into a big jug. I am cream-crackered. i went to town this afternoon. was packed. i bought: Peep Show Series 3,

Deal or No Deal Interactive DVD,

Join Me by Danny Wallace,

Are You Dave Gorman? by Danny Wallace and Dave Gorman,

a pack of humorous cards.

Met up with me mum for lunch at Subbers. I had a Meatball Marinara with cheese, mayo and peppers on hearty italian bread. My favourite. Done our mocks since I last posted. Went OK, but exams don't really bother me. Got some mint new trainers. That'll do for now i think. Merry Christmas.

Good night and God bless